Showing posts with label Funny translations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny translations. Show all posts

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Feast your eyes

Delicious food!


Pork BBQ at a teacher dinner

BBQ is always followed by another course.
I always choose Naengmyeon, or cold noodles.
This was the first time I had them with
watermelon! So good!

All finished. SO FULL.

Not food but how funny and cute.

This beautiful creation is a "Milk Cake." My friend and I
saw it and knew we must eat it. It tasted like a heavenly
dairy cloud.


Japanese Ramen! Soooo delicious. Completely different
from packaged ramen we are used to. 

Decadent dessert drinks at The Coffee Place.
They serve delicious seasonal fruit
juices, and I got a super tasty plum juice.
My friends got a yogurt blueberry smoothie,
lemonade, a mint chocolate frappucino, and
a milkshake.

MY GROCERY STORE STOCKS AVOCADOS NOW.
Anne made guacamole. SO DELICIOUS.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

This shirt is odd.


Maybe this high school student should leave it behind if he ever travels abroad...

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

EPIK Andong Cultural Trip

Last week, EPIK (public school) teachers who were in their second or higher year were invited to go on a Cultural Excursion. This basically means two days without teaching, and a paid trip! We went to Andong, a city famed for its mask festival, and Yeongju, a city... that is Gyeongju without a G?

The weather could not have been more perfect. Gorgeous clear blue skies over vivid autumn. Andong and Yeongju are a bit farther North than I am likely to travel to alone, so I was thrilled to be taken there.

We saw a few museums, traditional villages, and monuments. My favourite part was on the second day when we went to Boseoksa Temple. This temple was located up a nice hike which included a path absolutely surrounded by brightly coloured trees. At the top, we were rewarded not only with a stunning temple, but amazing views of the surrounding area. And, oddly, a lot of lady bugs.

In some ways the trip was a little odd. It's hard to be back in a huge group and feel very much like a child/student/camper. A lot of people complained of "being treated like children," but of course they failed to realized that they, we, were acting as such. I think I'm just not the best with massive groups, but this isn't self reflection hour now is it?

The main difficultly for me, however, was being surrounded by so many English speakers. My specialness that I've grown so used to was instantly gone. Worse, I was able to understand everything. It was too much. The majority of conversations I overheard were uninteresting, but I couldn't turn my brain off! I felt like a character in a sci fi where they suddenly inherit brain reading capabilities and go insane from the cacophony! I am extremely nervous for my return to the Western world.

Oh also - sleeping on the floor. Traditional Korean style... It's very unpleasant. I think of myself as fairly bendy, but I wasn't sure I would survive the freezing-turned-boiling night on the floor.

Despite these misgivings, it was absolutely lovely. The days were sunny and the views spectacular - not to mention it gave me a three day week!
















We had cultural activities in the evening. My class was called "Korean Bow." It was a mystery as to weather this meant bowing, or archery. The mystery lasted until we saw the targets! While I missed every shot, the photo certainly turned out well!!

We slept in this "traditional Korean village." It was
gorgeous, but very chilly in the evening as there
was no lobby type room. 














Funny enough to have a sign happily allowing pictures,
but "Photography permittled" was just icing
on the amusing cake



Tuesday, October 8, 2013

English Tshirts

I regret with all my heart I was unable to obtain a picture of the following scene.

I saw a young Korean mother walking out with her family. She had a husband, a toddler and it's stroller, and she appeared to be pregnant with another on the way. Obviously, when one is prego one wants to be comfy, so she was wearing leggings and a big baggy shirt with some decorative English words on it.

The English words were enormous and covered the entire shirt.

The shirt said (without any censorship)

"B**CH 
Give me
your money!!!"

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Love mode


This lovely little notebook looks as sweet as ice cream.. It's called "Love mode" and if full of adorable quotes. You can see it says the following:

"No pain no gaine, Early bird catches the worm. A bad workman always blames his tools."

"Positive thinking"

"Asking costs nothing"

"Do my best! No pain no gain."

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" ... wait a second....?


Also here is the bag from a bakery. I found it amusingly serious.



And finally, here is a kids test. Those of you who attended school with me will remember I had a very serious doodling problem. I therefore really like this kid! On the other side of the test (test that I made cause I'm occasionally a real teacher) I even wrote "You like to doodle! I like to doodle too!" I hope she translates the meaning and learns a new word! Also that she notes the difference between angle and angel. 


Sunday, April 14, 2013

Gyeongju Cherry Blossom Marathon

 First and foremost: I did not run a marathon. I didn't run anything actually, but I did sign up to walk the 5 kilometer cherry blossom run out at Bomun this weekend! Unfortunately, the cherry blossoms have all fallen, but we still got extremely lucky to have an absolutely gorgeous day! It's been cold and windy and grey most of the week, but Saturday was sunny and absolutely stunning.

We began our day with a bike ride out to Bomun in the wee early morning hours. We got there and put on our official looking "racing" gear. Our registration package included a really nice athletic shirt which I'm very happy about! As we got into line to begin the race, a lady was handing out helium balloons. She handed some to my friends, but one look at me and she decided I probably needed some help, and she proceeded to tie it to me just in case I dropped it.

After the walk, which was pretty and full of happy cute little Koreans, we got to go to the afterparty picnic! We got free food, free beer, and free makoli (Korean rice wine). We also got to watch a free show of dancing, and get free sports massages. As if this wasn't good enough, we then went across to the Gyeongju Expo where a world festival was happening, and due to participating in the race, we got free admission! The festival had stalls of various countries with Koreans in the traditional clothing of that country handing out pamphlets to us. All the pamphlets were in Korean, but the pictures were lovely. We even got to try on hanbok, the traditional Korean dress, which I have been wanting to do since I got here, and we were given a whole bunch of very random free things. We even had a free medical checkup. I was very impressed that they were able to tell from my results that I am a lefty! Apparently my left side is more muscled than my right!

All in all, it was a gorgeous day we spend outside picnicking and enjoying the perks of being foreigners in Korea. It was spectacular, and the company I had was lovely. Today I baked cookies at my coteacher's house, so all in all it was a very wonderful weekend. Her husband was watching a Korean drama, and Adri and I were jokingly guessing the plotline based on music and facial expressions. My coteacher said our plot was better, hehehe. Enjoy the pictures!



My helium balloon tied
snugly to me by a
nice Korean woman
who just knew I would
drop it!

Crazy little flying camera machine





It felt like we were in the Hunger Games



Only in Korea...
"Hey you in the crazy
stilts costume...
Could you take a
picture of US?"







Korean hanbok!
Really not the most flattering cut
but I was thrilled to try one on!!


Next, wedding hanbok!




As I took a picture of this traditional Korean
wedding, a man took a picture of me!
A traditional tourist, I guess!



Mmm, I love Korean fancakes.

Who doesn't like kenturkey fried chicken?

Ahh... pizza, twisted potato, and hotdogs. Italy's
most classic culinary delicacies.